Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Chuck Norris can call himself on his own cell phone and not get a busy signal.
Chuck Norris recently broke Harrison Ford's ankle while he was busy banging Carrie Fisher on the Star Wars set.
President Bush DID have a sure fire plan to end the war in Iraq, However Chuck Norris was busy that day.
Chuck Norris has a hemorrhoid the size of a bowling ball. He's been so busy kicking ass that hasn't even noticed it yet.
Chuck Norris once dialed 911 and got a busy signal from his own phone.
Justin Bieber, God and Chuck Norris are all on a tall building. Underneath is a very busy road. They all pull their trousers down to measure their dick size. Bieber had no dick, so he fell off. Norris started swinging, so God asked why. He replied "I am dodging traffic".